The Prius and the Python
Reason #1,000,002 why the Prius is a hateful, hateful vehicle: it will cause you to crash into a firehouse with a python wrapped around your neck. And ultimately result in DWI and theft charges. All the Prius’ fault, of course.
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What a strange world we live in …
(Odder still that I know exactly where that took place because Long Island used to be my stomping grounds! Ah, how I miss those days when life was so carefree, every weekend was spent on the beach or in Manhattan, and my van was full of rowdy teenagers.)